River Songs Swansong

Hello faithful readers,

You know, River Song is a great character, one full of promise and finesse, but one, it seems, with a limited shelf life. Of course, she could go on forever, in a timey wimey way, and her popping up from now until Doomsday with a "shhh, spoiler!" line isn't impossible, but the actual linear narrative of her and the Doctor must come to and end, because it has a built in top, middle and bottom, unlike most relationships which, like Sarah Jane for instance, can be open ended for ever.

The River Song in Closing Time, for what it's worth, is pre-Silence In The Library. I know that might sound a bit like "well, EVERY River since then is pre-that", but by that I mean, literally, she's pre-everything, with the exception of Let's Kill Hitler. Her role in that episode too, will lead us to a few dead certs in a season of what ifs. When we see River on Saturday, we will categorically know that, in at least one scene, in the whole of the series, there have been two Doctors and two Rivers. Sometimes standing right next to each other.

The Silence is a religion, remember, not the big Scream-esque boogie men from Day of the Moon. It's the theme that's been running through two seasons and why the TARDIS blew up. Things have happened that we don't remember - because the characters seeing them don't remember. Our Scream-guys are tools for that job. So, like everything Steven Moffat writes, perspective is everything.

Time can be rewritten, we're told now - but, the question, surely, is which time? In Turn Left we saw a world without the Doctor, a world in which chaos ruled because he wasn't there. Now, if the Doctor, two hundred years older, is killed on the shores of Lake Silencio, we have to ask ourselves, where was he from? What was he doing? Was he visiting the shores of the Silver Devastation? Was he helping Craig Owens change nappies? Or was he, perhaps, doing something entirely different.

For Time to go back to the way it was - not one with dinosaurs and Dickens and Churchill and loop the loops - someone has to kill the best man she knows. And, by the end of Closing Time we'll know how she does that - but perhaps it's the Doctor's death that rights the wrongs done in his name - the big ball of mixed up wibbly wobbly Time Stuff that needs straightening out.

He has his stetson, he has his envelopes, he's travelling alone in the TARDIS... but two of someone in the same place at the same time - echoed in The Girl Who Waited - is a paradox even the TARDIS can't stand.

Even for a half-Time Lord.

And what of the Ponds? Shopping obliviously in Closing Time? Will the Doctor say hello? Will he put them in danger again? Or are they caught in a loop so important he can't. If they do talk, what do they say? And if they say anything, is it really important. For the girl who's tired of waiting, perhaps, she has to wait just a little while longer.

Suffice to say, Steven Moffat has forty five minutes to tie up two years worth of stuff, because, after The Wedding of River Song, the Doctor's off, sans Ponds, sans River, but still very, very much alive.

I wonder how?

Happy Times and Places

Ed
Spoilers

Did He Just Eat Jim The Fish?

Hello faithful readers,

This week, I had a jolly conversation with Derek and Andy from Outpost Skaro about not only next week's Closing Time but also the season finale The Wedding of River Song. In a bold move, however, we've introduced a new feature - Five Rounds Rapid - where I am thrown five questions submitted by Skaro users about Closing Time and our knowledge (or lack of) things to come! So we have five very specifically answered spoilers just waiting for y'all to hear!

The Podcast is available here - Did He Just Eat Jim The Fish? and also, shinily, on iTunes. Like everything else we provide, it's free! 

So check on the iTunes link here or download or just listen to the podcast here which will discuss brand new spoilers, questions from yourselves and also expand on the teasers here. All we ask is that you let us know what you think! It's all about your opinion, not ours!

Happy Times and Places

Ed
SPOILERS!

Outpost Skaro Podcasts

Hello there, Faithful Readers!

Tonight we're recording a very special podcast - it's a podcast where we'll answer YOUR questions on the up and coming episode of Doctor Who - Closing Time. Anything you want to know about it, we'll answer candidly and honestly. So, wanna know who's in the Spacesuit? Wanna know what the Ponds do in this episode? Wanna know Amy's latest job? Anything at all, we'll answer.

Now, we only have a limited time, and the questions are flooding in, so get yours in early, make it interesting and we'll try to get around to it.

Also, do you want to take part in our podcast? Outpost Skaro likes to have guests occasionally join us for a chat, so if you would like to be the one, let us know. To be fair, you're very likely to be privvy to a VERY spoilery conversation, most of which won't be broadcast, so perhaps this is a good way to find out what the hell is going on here! Haha

This is how you submit your questions and apply to be a guest. You go to Outpost Skaro and Private Message either myself (Eddie) or Friendsofderek. We'll be taking part in the podcast - along with Andy - tonight, GMT 10pm! So hurry, get your questions, apply to join or whatever - if you don't want to register for Skaro (and why not? Everyone is welcome, we have a total amnesty on any ancient nasties!) - then email us at outpostskaro@gmail.com your request. As long as you provide a proper name, and not some crazy username/alias we'll try and answer your question and try and get you into the podcast. All you need is Skype and a set of headphones.

So, I look forward to speaking to YOU tonight! Oh, what fun!

Happy Times and Places

Ed

Some Finale Teasers

Hello faithful readers! Am I annoying you yet? I know I'm annoying some people. Anyway, here are fourteen teasers for the finale, from both Closing Time and The Wedding of River Song. I know! Squee.

1. I thought maybe he was a cowboy on his way to a gunfight.
2. Silence will fall when the question is asked.
3. We we always coming for you.
4. It's a story - and this is where it begins.
5. According to some accounts, it's the day the Doctor dies.
6. Doctor Song, how clever you are.
7. It's time.
8. Tick tock, goes the clock, and what now shall we play...
9. Hey, I'm the Doctor, I was here to help.
10. He seemed so happy, but so sad at the same time.
11. You never really escaped us, Melody Pond...
12. Tick tock, and all too soon, your love will surely die
13. Before I go, I'd like to know why I have to die?
14. All those times I've heard those words, I never realised it was my silence...

Happy times and places

Eddie McGuigan

Even MORE Spoilers

Closing Time - Teasers

Hello there, Faithful Reader

Quicker than I thought, this week, here are some Closing Time teasers!

1. I'm coping on my own
2. You've redecorated - I don't like it.
3. I may have drawn some arrows on the fridge.
4. Increased sulphur omissions... look at the state of this place!
5. Do they have off switches?
6. He calls himself Dark Lord Stormaggeddon
7. A farewell tour?
8. The robot dog! Not as much fun as I remember...
9. Someone's been using the beam-me-up-Star-Trek teleport.
10. Is partner better than Companion?

Happy times and places

Eddie McGuigan